By the way... the actual "Gold Cup" was found and brought back to NW Ohio where a band of Detroit Hoodlums, aided by a German agent forcibly took it back after threatening to kidnap the acting TIYC Commodore (rear com-adorable Amanda Foeller).
We tried to get them to go ahead and take the would be hostage, but an agrement was struck when several bottles of Jaeger were brought forward. Further information regarding that evenings goings-on are to remain classified to protect the innocent.